Top 10 Plans NASCAR Had for the World’s Largest Lottery Jackpot
10. Chad Knaus had some officials to take care of.
10. Chad Knaus had some officials to take care of.
10. Slowest car in first segment has to be driven into jet dryer at high speed.
3. In the real world, Jeff Gordon would have at least five championships and Jimmie Johnson wouldn’t.
9. “If you think the C-posts were bad, you should have checked the A-posts.”
8. He rarely won in Roberts Yates’s equipment in Cup. MWR stuff? Really?!
7. Wednesday AM – Sign up for free trial of Trackpass offered during Speedweek (under a new IP address).
4. “What did you say, Carl and Kyle? Well, yeah, of course it’s OK to pull a tear off … bwahahahaha”
9. Good odds from my bookie as to whether a Busch brother will make a complete ass of themselves sometime during the year.
7. NASCAR, at the last minute, moves the whole shindig to Omaha because Vegas is the hometown of the Busch brothers and they don’t need that kind of publicity.
4. Have them both join Twitter at the same time and see who can get more followers in the first 24 hours they’re online. Welcome to 2011, folks.