Top 10 Things to Look Forward to in Danica Patrick’s NASCAR Debut
10. Tony Eury Jr. saying “What the … ?” on the radio when Patrick mentions the car has “over-steer.”
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Top 10 Reasons Kevin Conway Isn’t Running the Extenze Car at Daytona
10. He has yet to confirm Brian France as his friend on Facebook. 9. NASCAR’s recently announced banned substance list clearly states no “performance-enhancing drugs.” … Continue Reading
Top 10 Things I Want to Say About the 2009 NASCAR Season
Since the 2009 NASCAR season was really just a bad re-run of 2008, I simply modified last season’s “end of the year Top 10.”
Top 10 Reasons Jimmie Johnson Might Not Win the Chase, Redux
10. Other drivers hire Tonya Harding to give Jimmie Johnson a good “knee whacking.” (But this year, they whack both knees and an elbow, too!)
Top 10 Ways to Save Gas in a NASCAR Race
Since many NASCAR races have come down to fuel mileage this season, fans have been asking how drivers manage to squeeze every drop out of their fuel cells.
Top 10 Things Fans Decided to Do After 20 Laps at Talladega
10. Realized that the fans in Fontana might be on to something and checked out the “shopping” under the grandstands.
Top 10 Things Bob Griese Could Have Said That Would Have Actually Been an Insult
10. “All them other rednecks took him snipe hunting and he was late for the start.”
Top 10 Questions Burger King Failed to Ask Tony Stewart During His Lie Detector Test
10. Who creeps you out the most? The Burger King “King” or Brian France?
Top 10 NASCAR Hall of Fame Nominees That Just Missed the Cut
10. Richard Childress: Couldn’t line up the necessary sponsorship to fund a successful induction.
Top 10 Reasons NASCAR Gave a Warning to Brad Keselowski
6. It had been almost a week since NASCAR had done anything stupid.