Top 10 Ways Jeff Gordon Could End His Winless Streak
10) Instruct Jeff to imagine that there is a hard-boiled egg under the gas pedal.
10) Instruct Jeff to imagine that there is a hard-boiled egg under the gas pedal.
10. Other drivers hire Tonya Harding to give Jimmie a good “knee whacking.”
10. Kumquats to Apples. 9. Mick Jagger’s lips to Angelina Jolie’s. 8. Store bought tomatoes to homegrown. 7. Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan. 6. Hillary … Continue Reading
10. “It was great to see the front and sniff a little bit of the lead of the race with 25 [laps] to go.” – … Continue Reading
10. You’re pretty sure you weren’t carrying Tony Stewart’s wing behind your seat before. 9. You’re positive you didn’t start the race with your feet … Continue Reading
10. They are hoping to get in with a good team… like Chip Ganassi or Michael Waltrip Racing. 9. They are tired of all the … Continue Reading
10. It has given Brian France a sense of “self worth” and “immortality.” 9. It has created tons of “lost revenue” tax writeoffs for NASCAR. … Continue Reading
10. 34 spelled backwards is 43 – and that’s 27 less points. 9. Getting stuck in an elevator with Steve Wallace, no weapons and his … Continue Reading
10. Tony Stewart probably doesn’t even know who Dr. Hook is. 9. “…A cloud of greasy black smoke from Jimmie Johnson‘s celebratory rubber burn wafts … Continue Reading
In the spirit of diversity, and seeing as how some things never change, especially when dealing with a NASCAR race in Fontana, today’s Top 10 … Continue Reading