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Top 10: Comparing Jimmie Johnson to Cale Yarborough is Like Comparing…

10. Kumquats to Apples.

9. Mick Jagger’s lips to Angelina Jolie’s.

8. Store bought tomatoes to homegrown.

7. Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan.

6. Hillary Clinton to Nancy Reagan.

5. Mike Tyson to Cassius Clay (Mohammad Ali, for you younger folk).

4. Tony Stewart’s body to Brad Pitt’s.

3. A Big Mac to a Hardee’s Thickburger.

2. Ike Turner to Barry Manilow.

1. Richard Simmons to Brian France (Now that I think about it… I never have seen them at the same place at the same time!)

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