Top 10 Reasons There Will NOT Be a Petty Racing at Daytona This Weekend (1st Time Since 1965!)
8. All of the Pettys are at that age where nothing beats a good nap on a Saturday afternoon.
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Top 10 Items Confiscated by Border Patrol When NASCAR “Invaded” Mexico
2. Several blue flags from the NASCAR hauler, suspiciously unused.
Top 10 Pieces of Debris That Punctured Kevin Harvick’s Tire
6. Needle from Tony Stewart’s Ronald McDonald voodoo doll… with [Kevin] Harvick’s head plastered on.
Top 10 Foreign Substances Found in Nextel Cup Cars During Post-Race Inspection Sunday
10. No. 29: Kevin Harvick – A permanent smile impregnating the entire interior.
Top 10 Valentine’s Day Cards NASCAR Drivers Never Want to Receive
10. Hi there, sweetie, what you need in your gizzard is a big ol’ smooch from this here cute lil’ pit lizard!
Top 10 Driver Excuses for Not Winning a NASCAR Pole in ’06
10. Mark Martin: “I didn’t HAVE to win one, I get in the Shootout forever-which is handy, ’cause that’s how long I’m gonna race!”
Top 10 NASCAR-Related Things More Ridiculous Than “Hillary for President”
5. NASCAR pretending nothing is wrong with “Buschwhackers.”
Top 10 Seminars Taught by NASCAR Drivers
10. How to Retire Rich (the T.O.Y.O.T.A. Method) by Dale Jarrett
Best of the Top 10: Top 10 Things Tony Stewart Said/Did After Exiting the Car at Dover
No new Top 10 this week, so enjoy this classic from the archives about Tony Stewart’s rough Sunday at Dover during this year’s Chase for the Championship.
Top 10 NASCAR Driver Letters to Santa
9. Dear Santa, Remember me? Not too many NASCAR team owners do either, and as a result I have had to take a part-time job. This year, could you please bring me a competitive ride in any of the three big series? – Steve Park