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Top 10 Foreign Substances Found in Nextel Cup Cars During Post-Race Inspection Sunday

10. No. 29: Kevin Harvick – A permanent smile impregnating the entire interior.

9. No. 5: Kyle Busch – A sense of denial and a brochure from a plastic surgeon.

8. No. 55: Michael Waltrip – A big dose of pride tucked under the seat.

7. No. 60: Boris Said – A quote.

6. No. 21: Ken Schrader – Several Little Debbie wrappers.

5. No. 13: Joe Nemechek – A sense of bitterness.

4. No. 20: Tony Stewart – A hastily scribbled note to… “invite Kurt Busch next time I go hunting.”

3. No. 38: David Gilliland – Disbelief and relief.

2. No. 07: Clint Bowyer – Grass, dirt and, oh!… That’s not dog dooky, is it?!!

1. No. 01: Mark Martin – “@#&* %$& NASCAR!” scrawled in both the dust on the dash and the white towel thrown in on the seat!

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