Top 10 NASCAR Things For Which We Give Thanks(giving)!
4. Bookies are once again accepting bets on what will be the “Official NASCAR” reason California Speedway does not sell out in February.
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Top 10 NASCAR Headlines You Won’t Be Seeing Anytime Soon
10. Jeff Gordon Rethinking NASCAR Hiring Practices. Wait – on second thought, that one isn’t so farfetched…
Top 10 Reasons the Chase Might Not Be Won by a Hendrick Driver
10. Other drivers hire Tonya Harding to give both Jimmie and Jeffy a good “knee whacking.”
Top 10 NASCAR-Themed Halloween Costumes
10. Demolition Denny – Looks almost like your local FedEx carrier, but comes with crumpled sheetmetal and an empty but mysteriously wet gas can.
Top 10 Possible Reasons for a Family Switch at the Helm of NASCAR
10. There IS a God after all!
Top 10 Ways a Crew Chief Can Mess With His Driver’s Head
10. “Dude, I can’t hear a word you say… are you sure you have the radio on?”
Top 10 Things Dumber Than Buying/Building a House Near a Racetrack & Then Complaining About the Noise
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Top 12 Things NASCAR Chase Drivers Do For Luck
12. Denny Hamlin – Gets rubbed by a pit lizard.
Top 10 Things Overheard During the Kyle Petty/Denny Hamlin Exchange
10. “Look at that! Kyle Petty’s glasses are all steamed over. Ya think he’s upset about something?” – anonymous Hamlin crew member
Top 10 Things Drivers Had Time to Think About During the NHIS Race
10. Damn, did I leave the iron turned on again?