NASCAR on TV this week

Top 10 Rejected Changes for the All-Star Race

10. Slowest car in first segment has to be driven into jet dryer at high speed.

9. Fans supplied with water balloons and launchers.

8. Karaoke contest replaces fan vote for final entry.

7. Third segment run on the dirt track next door.

6. Teams must build their cars in 48 hours on national TV.

5. Track lights turned out for half of the second segment.

4. James Bond-esque guns and oil dump devices built into the cars.

3. Lineup for final segment determined by a foot race to the porta-potty after segment four.

2. Wipe-out obstacle course must be completed between second and third segments.

1. OK, now for the last segment, everybody turn around and go right!

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