10. A Martinsville hot dog-eating contest.
9. Rock, paper, scissors.
8. An official “Oreo Double Stuf Racing League” competition. Tony’s got an edge.
7. Alright, we’ll even it up for Carl … bench press competition. Lifting Kevin Harvick optional.
6. Demolition Derby … just don’t invite Brian Vickers.
5. Water balloons at 20 paces.
4. Have them both join Twitter at the same time and see who can get more followers in the first 24 hours they’re online. Welcome to 2011, folks.
3. Chris Farley/Patrick Swayze Chippendales-Style Dance Off.
2. Drivers have to chase the Aflac duck through an Office Depot store in Homestead on Sunday afternoon. First one to grab the duck wins the title.
1. Right back where it began … on dirt. We hear Eldora’s available!