10. “Is the line at the Porta-Potty still a mile long? I’m dying here!”
9. “What is this … an episode of American Idle?”
8. Ryan Newman to anyone who would listen: “Did you hear the joke about how many NASCAR drivers it takes to blow up a jet dryer? Just Juan!!”
7. “Hey Brad! Pull up a video of the 2002 Daytona 500 and show it to Carl.”
6. Jamie McMurray: “You mean to tell me I can draft with whoever I want now? Thank God.”
5. “Isn’t it past Mark’s bedtime?”
4. “What did you say, Carl and Kyle? Well, yeah, of course it’s OK to pull a tear off … bwahahahaha”
3. Kurt Busch to AJ Allmendinger: “See? I told you that equipment’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”
2. “Did anyone bring snacks?”
1. “As long as we walk with Junior, NASCAR will leave us alone.”