Top 10 Reasons Michael Waltrip Won’t Retire
10. Ken Schrader hasn’t, why should Mikey?
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Top 10 Reasons Why Kyle Busch Has Been So Calm About Losing Lately
10. His mind has been busy with luring former Formula 1 hothead and party boy Kimi Raikkonen into his stable.
Top 10 Ways to Make the Racing Better at Fontana
3. A win comes with an automatic entry into the Chase. Why not? They’re practically giving playoff spots away at this point like a 70% off sale at Wal-Mart.
Top 10 Reasons Fans Failed to Show Up at Bristol Sunday
*10.* Not yet released from the asylum after listening or reading the latest ramblings of Brian France.
Top 10 “Boys, Have At It” Rivalries Perfect For Bristol
4. Morgan Shepherd vs. Wal-Mart Shoplifter: Because that’s the type of story that needs to be acted out in front of 100,000 people. Roller skates a must.
Top 10 Things That Caused the Robby Gordon/Kevin Conway Fracas
10. Kevin had the audacity to ask Robby for a free energy drink.
Top 10 NASCAR Gamblers You’ll See in Las Vegas & Where You’ll Find Them
*10.* *Sam Hornish, Jr. – Roulette* – Begs to spin the wheel so he gets some practice in for the Saturday crash.
Top 10 Ways Trevor Bayne’s Life Will Change This Week
10. With the change of NASCAR’s dress code for the garage area, the scenery around his stall and pits should be a heck of a lot nicer.
Top 10 Ways to Stop the 2-Car Draft at Daytona
8. Prohibit bump drafting an hour before the green flag drops. Clearly, having the drivers spend 500 miles in a straight line means better racing.
Top 10 Things Brian France Has Decided to Make Simpler for All to Understand
7. Revamp Connecticut’s penalties for public indecency and disorderly conduct so it is easier to get ESPN cronies out of trouble.