10. His mind has been busy with luring former Formula 1 hothead and party boy Kimi Raikkonen into his stable.
9. Has been told not to push his Joe Gibbs Racing Toyota engine too hard.
8. He’s maturing? Oh, say it ain’t so!
7. Gets more money from his sponsors by leading the most laps (aka TV time) than he would from actually winning.
6. It’s all a conspiracy between him and his new BFF (Bestest Fan Forever) Susan, out to prove that everyone here at Frontstretch are “Kyle Haters.”
5. He finally “got some trim” and his new wife is teaching him that it is really selfish he has to always “finish” first.
4. Wife Samantha is insanely jealous of Sprint girls.
3. No one really has a clue as to why, but we’re all eagerly awaiting to get our “real” Kyle back.
2. Knows he just plain got beat and is taking it like a man.
1. Knew he wasn’t yet strong enough to pick up a grandfather clock and smash it on the ground.
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