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Top 10 Things That Caused the Robby Gordon/Kevin Conway Fracas

10. Kevin had the audacity to ask Robby for a free energy drink.

9. Kevin has a bigger sponsor… even if they did misplace their checkbook.

8. Robby always was crazy in the desert heat.

7. Failure to agree on a contract ExtenZion.

6. Robby’s latest girlfriend left about the same time Conway, his pill supplier, did.

5. Conway made a snide remark to the effect that if Gordon wasn’t spending so much on lawyers suing/defending himself in court, maybe he’d have a better race team.

4. It’s a little known fact that if you stop taking ExtenZe suddenly, it may cause violent tendencies or behavior.

3. Robby was all hopped up on that new drug, Charlie Sheen.

2. Robby found out that ExtenZe had actually given a “large, bulging envelope” to Conway which he was supposed to give to Gordon – but Conway blew it all at the craps table the night before.

1. Robby wanted to prove to Conway and ExtenZe that he could be just as big a dick without their product.

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