Top 10 Reasons Red Bull is REALLY Leaving NASCAR Next Season
10. They realized Mark Martin isn’t exactly the best fit for their 18-49 demographic next season.
10. They realized Mark Martin isn’t exactly the best fit for their 18-49 demographic next season.
10. Threatened to have his lawyer hold the door open of the NASCAR trailer so next time, he could, “Run away! Run away!”
*10.* It started off with “Yo Mama…” ’nuff said.
*10.* Change his name to “Keni” so the other NASCAR drivers will stop making fun of him.
10. Thought the Red Impala up ahead was Kevin Harvick stopped at a crowded intersection, surrounded by innocent people with no clue he was “dropping by.”
Sprint is really going out on a limb and giving away 150 pairs of tickets to the All-Star Race, IF you recycle an old cellphone at one of two locations.
10. How Kyle Busch didn’t stick to the script and ran away like a little school girl as Kevin Harvick approached his car.
8. “He wrecked me in my Sprint Cup debut and I still haven’t gotten over it.”
1. “I think, therefore I am, Kyle Busch.”
10. DW can’t have a man crush on a married man, so Junior’s back in favor over Kyle.