10. Threatened to have his lawyer hold the door open of the NASCAR trailer so next time, he could, “Run away! Run away!”
9. That next time, he wouldn’t be so easy to hold back!
8. Threatened to… ”diga a prensa lo que dijo su ex esposa a mí sobre usted en cama anoche.”
7. ¡Diga a mi mami!
6. “Have my people ‘contact’ your people, if you know what I mean?!”
5. To start talking clearly so everyone can understand him.
4. Pee in the decorative plant pot in the corner of the trailer.
3. No one was quite sure at first… he was too busy having a conversation with Ryan’s fist.
2. Take his one NASCAR win and his “diversity” and go back to the IRL, IndyCar, F1 or wherever the hell he came from.
1. No longer supply Brian France with discount “WKRP in Cincinnati foot powder.”
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