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Top 10 Excuses for Spinning Someone out on a Short Track

10. The spotter said “clear.”

9. I don’t get shown on TV unless I wreck somebody important.

8. The water bottle I threw out the window didn’t draw the caution I needed.

7. The only horn a racecar has is chrome.

6. Just wanted to “rattle their cage” a bit.

5. Middle finger doesn’t always get the message across.

4. That WAS a Target on his car, was it not?

3. Didn’t Brian France say something about “Have at it, Boys?” I’m just doing what NASCAR said.

2. Your ego is wider than the track.

1. “I think, therefore I am, Kyle Busch.”

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