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Top 10 Excuses Juan Pablo Montoya Had for Wrecking Ryan Newman

10. “Thanks to him and his sponsor plug, lost my shirt on the Army-Navy game.”

9. “Newman? I thought that was they guy from Seinfeld… I was just looking for his autograph.”

8. “He wrecked me in my Sprint Cup debut and I still haven’t gotten over it.”

7.Jamie McMurray made me do it.”

6. “I’m prejudiced towards neckless people.”

5.Joey Logano was nowhere around, so I went for the next best thing: the other guy who wants to punch him out.”

4. “He spurned my gift of white sunglasses. Do you know how much I paid for those?”

3. “Look, I was bored, OK? It’s not anyone tries to pass inside the first 300 laps of the race.”

2. “I thought you got bonus points for doing that under the new points system.”

1. “Just practicing for what I’ll need to do to make the Chase this fall.”

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