Top 10 Things to Ponder When You Can’t Sleep During the NASCAR Offseason
3. Can you imagine how much money NASCAR could make if they would have Brian France on the chair of a dunk tank at every race or at the new Hall of Fame?
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Top 10 Ways Denny Hamlin Can Ensure He Wins the Championship
10. Pulverize a water bottle before and after the race.
Top 10 Ways the 2010 AAA Texas 500 Could Have Been Even Better
10. If Mark Martin would have won at Texas, as I predicted in last week’s Mirror Driving.
Top 10 NASCAR Political Donations
In honor of this week’s midterm elections, here are some candidates and causes that drivers and others in NASCAR donated toward.
Top 10 Christmas Gift Exchanges Amongst NASCAR Personalities for 2010
10. Kevin Conway to Robby Gordon: Little daily pills to make his NASCAR racing budget larger.
Top 10 Reasons NASCAR Fans With No Sense of Humor Write In & Complain About These Lists
1. Like professional wrestling, they still think NASCAR racing is real!
Top 10 Reasons Dale Earnhardt Jr. Didn’t Make the Chase
9. The No. 88 team honestly thought the top 20 made the Chase, failing to realize the newest Dale Earnhardt Jr. rule doesn’t go into effect until 2011.
Top 10 (Plus 5) Reasons Wal-Mart Will Not Be Sponsoring Jeff Gordon
15. Jeff Gordon never worked in a Chinese sweat shop.
Top 10 Things Not to Yell on a NASCAR PA System
6. “I just mixed cold medicine and Adderall. I hope NASCAR doesn’t test me!”
Top 10 Reasons ExtenZe Decided to Leave Front Row Motorsports
4. They got tired of NASCAR officials scrutinizing their car every week for an “oversized driveshaft.”