Top 10 Reasons James Hylton’s Car Wouldn’t Start at Daytona
Author’s Note: First off, I must share credit for this Top 10 with Mike Neff. Secondly, remember this is humor! We LOVE James Hylton here …
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Top 10 Things I Would Like to See Happen in NASCAR in 2009
10. Jimmie Johnson wins the now totally worthless Bud Shootout, is crowned 2009 Cup champion after the race and Brian France cancels the rest of …
Top 10 Things I Want to Say About the 2008 NASCAR Season
10. Brian France could disappear off the face of the earth tomorrow and no one would notice. Well OK, we would notice because someone with …
Top 10 Reasons Homestead May Have the Lowest Ratings to Date
9. Except for the actual race winner, the outcome at Homestead is a foregone conclusion.
Top 10 Possible Reasons Carl Edwards’s Car Got Such Good Gas Mileage
10. According to Ford, Texas Motor Speedway is more akin to “highway driving” than, say, Martinsville. 9. Brian France mandated Jeff Gordon and Carl Edwards …
Top 10 Ways Jeff Gordon Could End His Winless Streak
10) Instruct Jeff to imagine that there is a hard-boiled egg under the gas pedal.
Top 10 Reasons Jimmie Johnson Might Not Win the Chase
10. Other drivers hire Tonya Harding to give Jimmie a good “knee whacking.”
Top 10: Comparing Jimmie Johnson to Cale Yarborough is Like Comparing…
10. Kumquats to Apples. 9. Mick Jagger’s lips to Angelina Jolie’s. 8. Store bought tomatoes to homegrown. 7. Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan. 6. Hillary …
Top 10 Recent Understatements by NASCAR-Affiliated Personnel (With Commentary!)
10. “It was great to see the front and sniff a little bit of the lead of the race with 25 [laps] to go.” – …
Top 10 Ways You Can Tell You’ve Just Been in the “Big One”
10. You’re pretty sure you weren’t carrying Tony Stewart’s wing behind your seat before. 9. You’re positive you didn’t start the race with your feet …