Top 10 Alternative Punishments for Kyle Busch
10. Must endure daily, three-hour lectures on “the power of staying positive” by Michael “Motormouth” Waltrip.
10. Must endure daily, three-hour lectures on “the power of staying positive” by Michael “Motormouth” Waltrip.
2. An encouraging word or friendly face amongst his colleagues.
9. “Please don’t let him go all Robby Gordon on me, please don’t let him go all Robby Gordon on me …”
2. Pouring the milk over his head when he won the Indy 500 (both times) because he wanted to be different.
8. Give Jimmie a box of Kobalt Tools and point out all the broken stuff around the track.
8. The Crash Test Dummies’ latest album.
8. Team given a 15-minute timeout for cussing once Kurt Busch accidentally mistook an official for Steve Addington.
10. “Newman hits like a girl.” – Juan Pablo Montoya
1. Drive a car that doesn’t have a No. 48 on the side of it.
5. Carl Edwards: “As per my new contract, I cannot enter any Oval Office that is not blue and sponsored by Ford.”