Top 10 Ways Marcos Ambrose Can Screw Himself Out of Ever Getting a Cup Win
10. Overcompensate from the fuel-saving move he made at Sonoma in June by over-revving the engine on caution laps and jumping the flag on the restart.
10. Overcompensate from the fuel-saving move he made at Sonoma in June by over-revving the engine on caution laps and jumping the flag on the restart.
10. Jack Roush
7. “It’s frustrating as hell, but NASCAR has to do it to make it a good show for the fans.”
10. Global warming, for causing all those cars to release steam and smoke into the St. Louis atmosphere.
1. Juan Montoya always wins!
10. A two-souvenir minimum for entrance to any NASCAR event, helping bolster the struggling Motorsports Authentics business.
10. Brad Parrott The name on the uniform wouldn’t have to be changed.
10. Co-sponsor Kleenex was filming an in-car commercial to show how effective its product is on tears.
10. Brian France’s multiple sets of divorce papers.
10. Kasey, having now reached the ripe old age of 30, thinks AJ is just a kid.