10. “Remember that one nappy-headed official we had back in the Nationwide Series… what was her name?”
9. “NASCAR drivers’ suits always make my butt look fat. I hate them!”
8. “We all know Amy France wears the firesuit in the family.”
7. “It’s frustrating as hell, but NASCAR has to do it to make it a good show for the fans.”
6. “He hit me, so I hit him back!”
5. “So, when did Vince McMahon take over NASCAR?”
4. “Brian France was madder than a midget with a yo-yo when I refused to sell him my urine for his drug test!”
3. “SMI tracks are way nicer than these crappy ISC ones.”
2. “She ain’t that good in open-wheel, either.”
1. “Well, since you asked, I’m going to be candid and tell you the truth….”