Top 10 Things More Exciting than the 2007 Pennsylvania 500 at Pocono
10. Grandma’s Quilting Bee
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Top 10 Translations of Tony Stewart’s Post-Race Interview as Spoken by Other NASCAR Personalities
Translated Statement:
“This one is for everyone in the stands who pull for me and have to take the bull(expletive) from everyone else.” – Tony Stewart
Top 10 Signs Your NASCAR Crew Chief is About to Resign
10. He was seen entering the NASCAR trailer with a resume in hand.
Top 10 Ways NASCAR Could Make Chicagoland Mildly More Entertaining
8. Hold the race on the Dan Ryan Expressway during regular rush-hour traffic. We’ll see just how brave NASCAR drivers really are!
Top 10 Reasons Kyle Busch is REALLY Mad at his Hendrick Teammates
10. They all have supermodel wives – AND can remember their names.
Top 10 Reasons There Will NOT Be a Petty Racing at Daytona This Weekend (1st Time Since 1965!)
8. All of the Pettys are at that age where nothing beats a good nap on a Saturday afternoon.
Top 10 Items Confiscated by Border Patrol When NASCAR “Invaded” Mexico
2. Several blue flags from the NASCAR hauler, suspiciously unused.
Top 10 Pieces of Debris That Punctured Kevin Harvick’s Tire
6. Needle from Tony Stewart’s Ronald McDonald voodoo doll… with [Kevin] Harvick’s head plastered on.
Top 10 Foreign Substances Found in Nextel Cup Cars During Post-Race Inspection Sunday
10. No. 29: Kevin Harvick – A permanent smile impregnating the entire interior.
Top 10 Valentine’s Day Cards NASCAR Drivers Never Want to Receive
10. Hi there, sweetie, what you need in your gizzard is a big ol’ smooch from this here cute lil’ pit lizard!