Top 10 Ways a Crew Chief Can Mess With His Driver’s Head
10. “Dude, I can’t hear a word you say… are you sure you have the radio on?”
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Top 10 Things Dumber Than Buying/Building a House Near a Racetrack & Then Complaining About the Noise
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Top 12 Things NASCAR Chase Drivers Do For Luck
12. Denny Hamlin – Gets rubbed by a pit lizard.
Top 10 Things Overheard During the Kyle Petty/Denny Hamlin Exchange
10. “Look at that! Kyle Petty’s glasses are all steamed over. Ya think he’s upset about something?” – anonymous Hamlin crew member
Top 10 Things Drivers Had Time to Think About During the NHIS Race
10. Damn, did I leave the iron turned on again?
Top 10 Reasons Dale Earnhardt Jr. Didn’t Make the Chase
10. After all that’s gone on at DEI this year, Dale Earnhardt Jr. just didn’t want the pressure. Now, he can just race!
Top 10 Places Cooler Than California Speedway Last Weekend
10. The Sahara Desert.
Top 10 Things California Speedway Could Do to Fill the Stands
5. Move the race back to Darlington, but rename it “California Speedway” for the weekend
Top 10 Things Overheard at Michigan During the 2-Day Rain Delay
6. Brian France: “We will do all we can to get the race in this week – unless Michigan wants to write us a fat check; then we can postpone it until November.”
Top 10 Things Said to Matt Kenseth by the Crazy Fan at the Glen
10. “Dude, I’m going to the beer tent. You need anything?”