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Top 10 Things Overheard at Michigan During the 2-Day Rain Delay

Authors’ note: We’d like to thank fellow Frontstretch editor Cami Starr for helping us with this week’s top 10!

10. Tony Stewart: “Hey, anyone want to build a raft? We could race…”

9. Denny Hamlin: “Hey Tony, now that I’m not the new guy, Can we start hazing Kyle yet?”

8. Kevin Harvick: “Tu me conduce el guapo, er, el gato, uh, el guano, You drive me bat****, Montoya!”

7. Ryan Newman to Martin Truex Jr.: “I know the infield is a lake, but the only thing you are going to catch out there is crabs…”

6. Brian France: “We will do all we can to get the race in this week – unless Michigan wants to write us a fat check; then we can postpone it until November.”

5. Kyle Busch: “OK, Who put the flour in my umbrella? REAL funny, Denny, I’m not even your teammate yet!”

4. Casey Mears: “OK, Junior, the first Bingo number is B9, No, 9 is taken, you can’t have that on the car next year, OK, O48, Sorry, ok, I17, okay whose bright idea was this? Jimmie!”

3. JJ Yeley, Kenny Wallace, Joe Nemechek, Sterling Marlin and Jeremy Mayfield: “So, Mr. Childress, can I take you to dinner?”

2. Dale Earnhardt Jr.: “OK, guys, just because I have Bud IN my coach doesn’t mean I want Bud ON my coach!”

1. NASCAR Officials: “Hello, O.K. Snowplows? I’d like to inquire about reserving a pace plow for the day after Thanksgiving, “

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