Top 10 Ways California Speedway Is No Darlington
9. California Speedway actually fools Darlington fans with the shape of the racetrack being exactly like the other 2-milers, thereby faking uniqueness.
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Top 10 Excuses Heard at Hendrick Motorsports’ Weekly Post-Race Meeting
10. (Someone from the No. 48 team): “…but all we gotta do is be in at least 12th by race 26 — right?”
Top 10 Things That REALLY Were Said in the NASCAR Trailer After the Kurt & Tony Incident… Hollywood Style!
10. Tony Stewart: “Don’t worry, Kurt. I can fix it! My dad is a TV repairman and he has an AWESOME set of tools.”
Top 10 Ridiculous Statements by Brian France in 2008 – On the Same Day!
8. “And while ratings are always going to fluctuate, we’re proud of the upward trend over the last decade.”
Top 10 Speeches You Won’t Hear at the NASCAR Nextel Cup Awards Banquet
10. Kevin Harvick – “Finally, I’ve decided to join the Ricky Rudd Fan Club. I’ll miss you, Ricky!”
Top 10 NASCAR Things For Which We Give Thanks(giving)!
4. Bookies are once again accepting bets on what will be the “Official NASCAR” reason California Speedway does not sell out in February.
Top 10 NASCAR Headlines You Won’t Be Seeing Anytime Soon
10. Jeff Gordon Rethinking NASCAR Hiring Practices. Wait – on second thought, that one isn’t so farfetched…
Top 10 Reasons the Chase Might Not Be Won by a Hendrick Driver
10. Other drivers hire Tonya Harding to give both Jimmie and Jeffy a good “knee whacking.”
Top 10 NASCAR-Themed Halloween Costumes
10. Demolition Denny – Looks almost like your local FedEx carrier, but comes with crumpled sheetmetal and an empty but mysteriously wet gas can.
Top 10 Possible Reasons for a Family Switch at the Helm of NASCAR
10. There IS a God after all!