Top 10 Things DW Plans to Do Now That FOX’s NASCAR Coverage is Over for 2010
2. Prepare his pitch to the fans for why he should be voted into the NASCAR Hall of Fame.
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Top 10 Tweaks NASCAR is Considering for the Next All-Star Race
1. Move the race to Phoenix. During pit stops, drivers may be asked by NASCAR to provide proof of U.S. Citizenship before being allowed to leave the pits.
Top 10 Reasons Old Spice Parted Ways With Tony Stewart
10. Caught Tony Stewart spraying Axe on himself, going into a nightclub and walking out with drunk chicks that suddenly wanted to bathe him.
Top 10 Exhibits You Won’t See in the New NASCAR Hall of Fame
4. An official, up-to-date copy of the NASCAR Rule Book. (Copies of which are not available in the gift shop!)
Top 10 Reasons Terry Cook Left the No. 46 Team
10. Missing seven races may have played a factor.
Top 10 Things Jeff Gordon Plans to Do or Say to Jimmie Johnson
10. “Just remember, your four Cups are ‘Made for TV’ Cups. Mine are real!”
Top 10 Least Likely Sponsors for Kasey Kahne in 2011
10. Jenny Craig
Top 10 Reasons an Obama/NASCAR Campaign Against Driving & Texting Shouldn’t Happen
10. Hello… the fans that NASCAR has left are not exactly the “age demographic” audience for this message.
Top 10 Rejected Acts from SPEED’s “Fast Track to Fame”
10. DW looking into a mirror and singing, “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who’s the best announcer of them all?”
Top 10 Rehabilitation Orders Doctors Gave Denny Hamlin After Knee Surgery
10. Post-It notes reminding him that he is a racecar driver and not some minority college kid in the Final Four.