Top Ten Reasons Dodge is Really Leaving NASCAR
*10.* MOPAR engines only work their best when fully carbureted. Screw this fuel injection crap, we’re outta here!
*9.* Tired of incessant comparisons to “Dodge-Em” bumper cars every stinking time someone used the chrome horn.
*8.* “NASCAR? We don’t need no stinking NASCAR!”
*7.* Top execs running the company DO have ADHD–we’re in! We’re out! We’re in again! We’re out!–and were afraid they too would test positive for Adderall.