We need to stop giving her Jimmie Johnson’s old motors.
Looks like someone needs a little Smoke blown up her tailpipe!
I really need to rethink my stance on blocking.
Maybe that extra Martinsville hot dog wasn’t such a good idea.
Somehow, this is all Joey Logano’s fault.
Maybe keeping her in Nationwide another year wasn’t such a bad idea.
Crap! I was only supposed to teach her everything she knows, not everything I know … just for that, I’ll be the one smashing the next soda can on her forehead.
I don’t care where Danica finishes. Where’s Newman? I want my free Bloomin’ Onion!
