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Top Ten Things That ALSO Dropped Out Of the Sky at Texas

The poor hapless duck that happened to be flying overhead when some genius gave the Bearded Wonder a pair of guns.

*10.* An errant pass thrown by Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo. How can a team with so much talent be so bad?!

*9.* A late-race case of the “whineys” from Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch over Brad Keselowski’s restarts.

*8.* A real sense of apathy by fans, as evidenced by the available seating in the stands.

*7.* Four cases of Miss Terri DeBris landing invisibly on the racetrack.

*6.* Overheard about the “all business” Chad Knaus: “He wouldn’t know a good time if fell out of the sky, landed on his face and started to wiggle!” No confirmation on whether it actually did or did not happen.

*5.* Multiple campaign flyers which promptly stuck to the grilles of the cars, causing them to overheat.

*4.* Denny Hamlin’s hopes of winning a championship.

*3.* An old toupee, thought to have been blown in from the winds of Superstorm Sandy. DNA tests have shown it to belong to Jimmy Spencer.

*2.* The TV ratings, which mysteriously had yet to be reported on Jayski.com as of Tuesday.

*1.* A full-time Cup ride for David Reutimann, starting now and into 2013!

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