10. Remember the last time he won a race.
9. Write a letter of apology (in crayon) to Brian France for forcing this issue.
8. Remember which side of the car to crawl into.
7. Buy Dr. Jerry Petty a very expensive dinner.
6. Admit that, hey, maybe these headaches have something to do with all these AMP Energy drinks he’s been downing.
5. Make sense of a Brian France press release (an unfair test, really, as no one else has been able to do it yet, either).
4. Sent into a store to buy jeans and come out with the proper brand.
3. Find where Regan Smith hid the steering wheel to the No. 88.
2. Pass Danica Patrick on the racetrack without hitting her or getting spun.
1. Spell koncu…concushu…conkuss… head injury!
– Jeff Meyer