“I know the wife loves it, but boy does this stupid beard itch… oh, $#!&…”
*10.* Tony Stewart tries to goose Kevin Harvick on the backstretch.
*9.* Kasey Kahne and Casey Mears compare insurance policies, and there’s a heated incident with a gecko and a fire extinguisher…
*8.* Jeff Gordon, showcasing his ability to find new ways to lose this season, will be wrecked when a meteor hits the hood of his car, taking the field with him.
*7.* Someone should have stopped during the last caution for a splash of Sunoco talent.
*6.* NASCAR-mandated due to statistical need for an average of more than one wreck per race in the Chase.
*5.* Kurt Busch picks the wrong time to adjust his helmet.
*4.* Regan Smith obstructs vision of nearby drivers with his “Will Race 4 Food” sign.
*3.* Bent on proving the existence of Karma, a jet dryer returning to pit road takes a sudden right turn up the track into the No. 42.
*2.* Nuclear fallout from a Busch brother meltdown.
*1.* In a desperate attempt to attract sponsorship, some team decides to show sheet metal manufacturers they’re still needed in NASCAR.
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