_Editors’ note: Huston Ladner and S.D. Grady are credited with an assist as they also contributed to this week’s Top 10!_
Researching methods of removing the competition’s rally beard in his sleep.
*10.* Was updating his account on TonyStewart.com.
*9.* One word…Farmville!
*8.* Was hiding the fact that he was placing a Subway order online.
*7.* Arguing with FedEx customer service over seemingly high shipping prices on a package he recently sent.
*6.* An awesome porn site that, due to some malicious virus, keeps popping up on his screen without warning.
*5.* Checking to see if his NFL teams were making their spreads for him this week.
*4.* Keeping abreast politically with an online donation to Obama, just to piss Brian France off.
*3.* Obscenely doctoring photos of Chad Knaus with Photoshop.
*2.* Nothing really; it was just a natural reflex he does when his significant other walks in unannounced.
*1.* He was actually the official ‘replay man in the booth’ for the NFL games that were on at that time.
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