Top Ten Things Tony Stewart Really Wanted to Throw at Matt Kenseth

*10.* Originally, he wanted to throw a contract offer his way but now is glad he didn’t.

*9.* A piece of ‘mystery debris’ but, as is the bane of the networks, was unable to find any.

*8.* An invitation to a ‘after race party’.

*7.* A giant turkey leg like the one he had in his car but he’d be damned if he was gonna throw his own!

*6.* Hang out on the track and throw a few safety workers’ helmets as well.

*5.* A knuckle sandwich.

*4.* Just an example of what his employee, Danica was gonna do later in the race.

*3.* A one fingered salute with both hands but alas, his hands were full of helmet.

*2.* The beer can that had been rolling around for about a half hour between turns 1 and 2 before officials finally noticed it.

*1.* Some hot lead but realized too late that he had forgotten to fill out the Tennessee forms for a ‘temporary permit to carry!