10. “I sure won’t fit the template if an inspector shows up with one….”
9. “I haven’t had this much fun since NASCAR measured the C-posts on this car.”
8. “OK, where’s the nearest drive-thru window. I’m starved.”
7. “Is my hanging out the window considered ‘detrimental to stock car racing?'”
6. “If he doesn’t stop soon, I’m going to rip a hole in these pants.”
5. “Wait a minute, I told NASCAR to let the [No.] 88 win, not the [No.] 48.”
4. “Wow, a lot of fans think we’re No. 1 …”
3. “I’m glad Jimmie is driving this car because if Jeff was driving we might not make it back.”
2. “One burnout, Jimmie, even a little one, and you’ll be driving for James Finch next week!”
1. His entire life.
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