Top 10 Things NASCAR Drivers Got From the Easter Bunny

10. For Dale Earnhardt Jr. – A spot in the All-Star Race. (Like he wasn’t going to win the fan vote anyway.)

9. For Jeff Gordon – A new razor to get rid of whatever that is he’s trying to grow on his chin.

8. For Dave Blaney – A number to call his own.

7. For Kyle Busch – A super-sized bag of M&M’s. Honest, you can’t make this up.

6. For Kevin Harvick – A diaper genie.

5. For Jason Leffler – A new haircut.

4. For Tony Stewart – A box of Just For Men Beard and Mustache Color. (Check out that beard he was sporting at Auto Club Speedway!)

3. For Austin Dillon – Platform shoes.

2. For Kasey Kahne – A new pair of lucky socks because Jimmie Johnson’s horseshoe is missing and it’s not like the bunny’s going to cut off his own foot.

1. For Jimmie Johnson – A chocolate racecar with instructions to nibble the C-posts off first.