Top Ten Mother’s Day Gifts From NASCAR Drivers

10. From Ryan Newman: all the Bloomin’ Onions she can eat and a new puppy.

9. From Clint Bowyer: the Camo Cadillac he drove on Duck Dynasty. What mom wouldn’t want to accessorize with that baby?

8. From Jeff Gordon: a nice, relaxing Sunday drive in a Camaro…

7. From David Ragan: a t-shirt that says, “My son won at Talladega and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.”

6. From Jimmie Johnson: a nice bouquet of flowers attractively arranged in one of his trophies.

5. From Casey Mears: a year of car insurance and a talking gecko.

4. From Brad Keselowski : a really big glass of Miller Lite.

3. From Kurt Busch: an upside-down cake.

2. From Joey Logano: a loaf of bread with “Mom, you’re the best” on it.

1. From Tony Stewart: a mug saying “I’d wreck my own mother to win” on it. Honesty is the best policy!