Top 10 Reasons Dale Earnhardt Jr. Didn’t Make the Chase
9. The No. 88 team honestly thought the top 20 made the Chase, failing to realize the newest Dale Earnhardt Jr. rule doesn’t go into effect until 2011.
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Top 10 (Plus 5) Reasons Wal-Mart Will Not Be Sponsoring Jeff Gordon
15. Jeff Gordon never worked in a Chinese sweat shop.
Top 10 Things Not to Yell on a NASCAR PA System
6. “I just mixed cold medicine and Adderall. I hope NASCAR doesn’t test me!”
Top 10 Reasons ExtenZe Decided to Leave Front Row Motorsports
4. They got tired of NASCAR officials scrutinizing their car every week for an “oversized driveshaft.”
Top 10 Ways Marcos Ambrose Can Screw Himself Out of Ever Getting a Cup Win
10. Overcompensate from the fuel-saving move he made at Sonoma in June by over-revving the engine on caution laps and jumping the flag on the restart.
Top 10 Good Things to Come Out of the Jack Roush Plane Crash
10. Jack Roush
Top 10 Comments NASCAR Drivers Could Be Fined For
7. “It’s frustrating as hell, but NASCAR has to do it to make it a good show for the fans.”
Top 10 Things, Besides Attempted Murder, Carl Edwards Has Been Accused Of
10. Global warming, for causing all those cars to release steam and smoke into the St. Louis atmosphere.
Top 10 Lessons Taught at the “Juan Pablo Montoya Driving School”
1. Juan Montoya always wins!
Top 10 Things Brian France Didn’t Tell the Media NASCAR is Looking at For the Future
10. A two-souvenir minimum for entrance to any NASCAR event, helping bolster the struggling Motorsports Authentics business.
Top 10 Candidates to Become Matt Kenseth’s Next Crew Chief
10. Brad Parrott The name on the uniform wouldn’t have to be changed.
Top 10 Reasons Marcos Ambrose Pulled Over & Stopped at Sonoma
10. Co-sponsor Kleenex was filming an in-car commercial to show how effective its product is on tears.