Top 10 NASCAR Causes of Tuesday’s Earthquake
10. Michigan TV race ratings reportedly up – another sign of the end times.
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Top 10 Reasons Greg Biffle REALLY Punched Boris Said
9. Boris Said wasn’t looking. It was supposed to be a surprise!
Top 10 Things That Overshadowed Juablo’s Extension Talks With CGR
8. The surprise of remembering that Juablo was in NASCAR.
Top 10 Free Agency Deals Carl Edwards Turned Down
8. From Earnhardt Ganassi Racing, one free payback “incident” for any driver of choice, courtesy Juan Pablo Montoya’s front bumper.
Top 10 Reasons Paul Menard REALLY Won the Brickyard 400
10. Jeff Gordon mistakenly thought Paul Menard was a lap down and backed off. Who knew?
Top 10 Events Likely to Draw a Bigger Crowd Than Stock Cars at Indy
10. Stock car events at Lucas Oil Raceway.
Top 10 Things SMI & Bruton Smith Are Offering Disgruntled Fans
10. No refunds.
Top 10 Reasons Kentucky Finally Got a Sprint Cup Race
9. NASCAR decided there weren’t enough 1.5-mile racetracks. And since they are called cookie cutters… who doesn’t like cookies?!
Top 10 Reasons This List is NOT About Juan Pablo Montoya’s Rough Driving at Infineon
9. Any reference to “driving it like he stole it” might be taken as racist and not fair to ALL car thieves out there, no matter their ethnicity.
Top 10 Reasons Red Bull is REALLY Leaving NASCAR Next Season
10. They realized Mark Martin isn’t exactly the best fit for their 18-49 demographic next season.
Top 10 Things Juablo Threatened if NASCAR Didn’t Fine Ryan Newman for Punching Him
10. Threatened to have his lawyer hold the door open of the NASCAR trailer so next time, he could, “Run away! Run away!”
Top 10 Things Kyle Busch Said to Richard Childress That Started a Fight
*10.* It started off with “Yo Mama…” ’nuff said.