Top 10 Things Overheard at Michigan During the 2-Day Rain Delay
6. Brian France: “We will do all we can to get the race in this week – unless Michigan wants to write us a fat check; then we can postpone it until November.”
6. Brian France: “We will do all we can to get the race in this week – unless Michigan wants to write us a fat check; then we can postpone it until November.”
10. “Dude, I’m going to the beer tent. You need anything?”
10. Grandma’s Quilting Bee
At least you get all the latest juicy gossip.
Translated Statement:
“This one is for everyone in the stands who pull for me and have to take the bull(expletive) from everyone else.” – Tony Stewart
10. He was seen entering the NASCAR trailer with a resume in hand.
8. Hold the race on the Dan Ryan Expressway during regular rush-hour traffic. We’ll see just how brave NASCAR drivers really are!
10. They all have supermodel wives – AND can remember their names.
8. All of the Pettys are at that age where nothing beats a good nap on a Saturday afternoon.
2. Several blue flags from the NASCAR hauler, suspiciously unused.
6. Needle from Tony Stewart’s Ronald McDonald voodoo doll… with [Kevin] Harvick’s head plastered on.
10. No. 29: Kevin Harvick – A permanent smile impregnating the entire interior.
10. Hi there, sweetie, what you need in your gizzard is a big ol’ smooch from this here cute lil’ pit lizard!
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