10. They are hoping to get in with a good team… like Chip Ganassi or Michael Waltrip Racing. 9. They are tired of all the “TEI” jokes. You know, like “The End is Imminent.” 8. Assigning them double duty as the janitorial crew was the last straw. 7. They are realizing that if all the …
10. It has given Brian France a sense of “self worth” and “immortality.” 9. It has created tons of “lost revenue” tax writeoffs for NASCAR. 8. It has virtually guaranteed that Richard Petty’s and Dale Earnhardt’s record of seven Cups will never be broken. 7. Gives us fans who also like football a chance to …
10. 34 spelled backwards is 43 – and that’s 27 less points. 9. Getting stuck in an elevator with Steve Wallace, no weapons and his hands tied behind his back. 8. Missing his plane and having to drive to the Boston airport after the race – all the way down Route 106. 7. Three words: …
10. Tony Stewart probably doesn’t even know who Dr. Hook is. 9. “…A cloud of greasy black smoke from Jimmie Johnson‘s celebratory rubber burn wafts over…” Black smoke from a burnout? Ain’t never seen that! 8. The article is more conveniently slanted than the corners at Bristol. 7. The only instrument Stewart could possibly play …
In the spirit of diversity, and seeing as how some things never change, especially when dealing with a NASCAR race in Fontana, today’s Top 10 may look a bit different, but yet slightly familiar. Familiar in the sense that it is a slightly modified version of the one that was published last year about this …
10. At least one of the nights, you passed out in one place and woke up somewhere completely different – with no recollection of how you did that. 9. You spent at least one day vowing to “never do THAT again,” and spent a lot of time in the port-a-john. 8. You wondered who everyone …
Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson recently failed miserably in an attempt to get into Kyle Busch’s head before Watkins Glen, suggesting that Busch was in a slump. Busch responded to that by dominating that race for his eighth win of the season, then finished runner-up to Carl Edwards at Michigan the following week. So, with …
Editor’s Note: In honor of the Olympics, we wanted to bring back this popular Top 10 from last year, with a few tweaks — hope you enjoy it! 10. StarvingPeasant.com not allowed to sponsor a car. 9. Colossal statues and portraits of “Chairman Brian” begin popping up everywhere at all ISC tracks. 8. NASCAR rulebook …
And remember your momma’s advice; if you can’t say something nice… 10. Kurt Busch: Since his little brother came along, Kurt is a really nice and likable fellow. 9. Brad Daugherty: He looks remarkably like Barack Obama… or is it the other way around? 8. Nextel Sprint: With their customer base now so small, their …
10. Diamond grooving actually done with cubic zirconia. 9. Trying to negate Kyle Busch’s “great driver” advantage, since the “no more great engines” rule didn’t work so well. 8. Giving all of us in the press something to talk about to help give websites a boost in a struggling economy (mission accomplished). 7. Large contribution …
10. Hearing or seeing Bill Weber. 9. An in-depth explanation of how a rotor – or any number of other parts work – all while being shown to me on some sponsored cutaway car. 8. “…I don’t think he has enough SUNOCO fuel to go the distance…” 7. “Race Buddy” or “Digger.” 6. Jimmie Johnson, …
10. Jeff and Robbi Gordon 9. Kasey and Lana Kahne 8. Ryan and Anita Newman 7. Tony and Martha Stewart 6. Mike and Paris Helton 5. Erin and Betty Crocker (only legal in California) 4. David and Nancy R(e)agan 3. Scott and Bobbi Riggs 2. Nancy and Re(a)gan Smith 1. Kyle and Anne Heiser-Busch (keeping …
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