Top 10 Questions Burger King Failed to Ask Tony Stewart During His Lie Detector Test
10. Who creeps you out the most? The Burger King “King” or Brian France?
10. Who creeps you out the most? The Burger King “King” or Brian France?
10. Richard Childress: Couldn’t line up the necessary sponsorship to fund a successful induction.
6. It had been almost a week since NASCAR had done anything stupid.
10. How could Tony treat his old car like that!?
6. Figures, what with the GoDaddy.com tie-in, there’s bound to be an infomercial for some fitness product in his future featuring him and Danica.
10. Giving him the “Black Flag” treatment. A whole can of it. 9. A good talking to. 8. An all-expense paid hunting trip led by Todd Bodine and Ron Hornaday. 7. An all-day indoctrination covering the entire NASCAR rulebook, but no one could find one. 6. A written apology to Hornaday and Bodine. 5. Truck …
10. The Chase will start with the 12 most deserving drivers in it. 9. An anonymous call will be received by the North Mecklenburg County Crime Stoppers (at 704-896-7867), claiming Denny Hamlin’s stolen Lexus is actually in Brian Vickers‘s garage. 8. Some poor schmuck from Frontstretch will be goaded by the rest of the media …
10. If they really, really have to, Goodyear can make a decent product.
10. I may as well force the excitement back into Bristol. 9. Gonna start-and-park this No. 07 car in fine fashion. 8. Just tryin’ to rattle his cage. 7. Maybe if I wreck a lot, Rusty will let me be Steve’s teammate again. 6. Wait, this isn’t my spotter’s channel! 5. I better take the …
10. Now that he has saved the rest of the country, he figured he’d work on NASCAR.
10. May be able to sign Discovery Channel’s series Wrecked as a sponsor.
10. The makers of Adderall. Well, until they lose interest. 9. Claritin-D. Hey, if he’s innocent, they owe him. 8. Aegis Labs. Let’s face it, he’ll be there a lot. 7. StarvingLawyers.com. 6. SPEED TV. 5. The sequel to the 1998 movie Stepmom, Stepmom II. 4. NASCAR, as part of their punishment if they lose. …
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