Top 10 NASCAR Hall of Fame Nominees That Just Missed the Cut
10. Richard Childress: Couldn’t line up the necessary sponsorship to fund a successful induction.
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Top 10 Reasons NASCAR Gave a Warning to Brad Keselowski
6. It had been almost a week since NASCAR had done anything stupid.
Top 10 Things Going Through Joey Logano’s Mind as He Crashed Spectacularly
10. How could Tony treat his old car like that!?
Top 10 Reasons Mark Martin Signed With Hendrick & GoDaddy.com Through 2011
6. Figures, what with the GoDaddy.com tie-in, there’s bound to be an infomercial for some fitness product in his future featuring him and Danica.
Top 10 Punishments NASCAR Considered for Matt Crafton After the Race at Gateway
10. Giving him the “Black Flag” treatment. A whole can of it. 9. A good talking to. 8. An all-expense paid hunting trip led by Todd Bodine and Ron Hornaday. 7. An all-day indoctrination covering the entire NASCAR rulebook, but no one could find one. 6. A written apology to Hornaday and Bodine. 5. Truck …
Top 10 Things That Will Happen if Kyle Busch Doesn’t Make the Chase
10. The Chase will start with the 12 most deserving drivers in it. 9. An anonymous call will be received by the North Mecklenburg County Crime Stoppers (at 704-896-7867), claiming Denny Hamlin’s stolen Lexus is actually in Brian Vickers‘s garage. 8. Some poor schmuck from Frontstretch will be goaded by the rest of the media …
Top 10 Things We’ve Learned From Racing in the Rain at Montreal
10. If they really, really have to, Goodyear can make a decent product.
Top 10 Things Going Through Chase Austin’s Head When He Wrecked Kyle Busch
10. I may as well force the excitement back into Bristol. 9. Gonna start-and-park this No. 07 car in fine fashion. 8. Just tryin’ to rattle his cage. 7. Maybe if I wreck a lot, Rusty will let me be Steve’s teammate again. 6. Wait, this isn’t my spotter’s channel! 5. I better take the …
Top 10 Reasons Barack Obama is Bringing NASCAR to the White House Today
10. Now that he has saved the rest of the country, he figured he’d work on NASCAR.
Top 10 Ways Roger Penske May Benefit by Having David Stremme As a Driver
10. May be able to sign Discovery Channel’s series Wrecked as a sponsor.
Top 10 Sponsors That May Be Willing to Give Jeremy Mayfield a Shot If He Ever Races Again
10. The makers of Adderall. Well, until they lose interest. 9. Claritin-D. Hey, if he’s innocent, they owe him. 8. Aegis Labs. Let’s face it, he’ll be there a lot. 7. StarvingLawyers.com. 6. SPEED TV. 5. The sequel to the 1998 movie Stepmom, Stepmom II. 4. NASCAR, as part of their punishment if they lose. …
Top 10 Reasons Juan Pablo Montoya Was Speeding on Pit Road
10. He’s been hanging with Jeremy Mayfield.