Race Weekend Central

Frontstretch Foto Funnies: Dude, That’s Just Gross…

_Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We’ll post the best ones for you!_

_Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our “Facebook page.”:https://www.facebook.com/Frontstretch We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption!_

Frontstretch Foto Funnies: Who, Me?!

_Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that's just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we'll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We'll post the best ones for you!_ _Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we'll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our \"Facebook page.\":https://www.facebook.com/Frontstretch We'll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption! Then, at the end of each month, we'll randomly choose one winner from the four winning captions, and that person will receive a free weekend rental from our friends at FanVision during any Sprint Cup race weekend in 2013! What could be better than that? In order to be eligible, comments must include a valid email (nobody can see it but us, and we promise we'll only use it for notification purposes!) Note while you can post as many captions as you like, you aren't eligible for the monthly prize if you've w on a contest from us in the last 90 days._ _This week's Fan Foto is Photo No. 1 (the one with Jeff Gordon is laughing at an apparently grossed-out Clint Bowyer.) Ready, set… caption that!_ <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15547.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"Wow, that giant pigeon really seems to like your car, Clint!\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:400px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15546.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"521\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"So I'm driving back to the garage after the wreck, and there's Johnson, thumbing a ride, like this! So I pick him up and then he's all like 'slow down!' Next time he does that, I'm doing donuts…\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15545.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"What? Someone stole Junior's last Diet Dew? Now, _who_ would do a terrible thing like that? Junior LOVES the taste of Diet Dew! What a (burp) dastardly deed!\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15544.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\" Dude, those Indy cars are teeny! How on earth do you get in and out of one of those?\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15543.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"You should have seen their faces when I requested garage passes for my cousin Inigo!\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15542.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"360\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"I don't believe it. I drew him a map. I pasted it to his dashboard. And he STILL got lost.\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15511.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"429\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">This week's Fan Foto winner, from Rowdy KitKat: Would you trust this man with your car insurance?! Coz I'm not sure I would…</p></div>

Frontstretch Foto Funnies: I Know You Can Hear Me, Butthead

_Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that's just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we'll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We'll post the best ones for you!_ _Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we'll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our \"Facebook page.\":https://www.facebook.com/Frontstretch We'll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption! Then, at the end of each month, we'll randomly choose one winner from the four winning captions, and that person will receive a free weekend rental from our friends at FanVision during any Sprint Cup race weekend in 2013! What could be better than that? In order to be eligible, comments must include a valid email (nobody can see it but us, and we promise we'll only use it for notification purposes!) Note while you can post as many captions as you like, you aren't eligible for the monthly prize if you've w on a contest from us in the last 90 days._ _This week's Fan Foto is Photo No. 2 (the one with Casey Mears looking like he's up to… something.) Ready, set… caption that!_ <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15510.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"378\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"Car surfing – I'm telling you guys, it will be the next big thing! Now, get on!\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15511.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"429\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"Wonder if Jimmie found the glue I put on his steering wheel yet?\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15512.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"385\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"Keeping the helmet on won't work, Jimmie. I know you can still hear me.\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:400px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15513.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"Someone tell Kyle to get out of my seat…\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15514.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"359\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"DAMMIT! Just missed beating my high score on Angry Birds. … What's that, Steve?!! Yeah, yeah, the car's handling great…\"</p></div> <div style=\"float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;\"><img src=\"http://www.frontstretch.com/images/15515.jpg\" width=\"540\" height=\"359\"/><p style=\"margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;\">\"He just drove off with the last Diet Dew! And I love the taste of Diet Dew…\"</p></div>