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Frontstretch Foto Funnies: He’s Got X-Ray Vision

_Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We’ll post the best ones for you!_

_Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our “Facebook page.”:https://www.facebook.com/Frontstretch We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption!_

_This week’s Fan Foto is up to YOU! (Just let us know which one your caption is for.) Ready, set… caption that!_

<div style=”float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;”><img src=”https://frontstretch.com/images/17037.jpg” width=”540″ height=”360″/><p style=”margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;”>While Jimmie Johnson demonstrates proudly, Junior explains to Carl that, since all Hendrick drivers were required to wear a “cup,” they no longer have to protect themselves with their hands or sponsor products!</p></div>

<div style=”float:left; width:400px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;”><img src=”https://frontstretch.com/images/17038.jpg” width=”400″ height=”600″/><p style=”margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;”>It is a little known fact that Brian Vickers does the best Jack Benny impression in all of NASCAR.</p></div>

<div style=”float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;”><img src=”https://frontstretch.com/images/17039.jpg” width=”540″ height=”360″/><p style=”margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;”>”Then, I used my repulsor ray to shove Loki toward the wall coming out of two!”</p></div>

<div style=”float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;”><img src=”https://frontstretch.com/images/17040.jpg” width=”540″ height=”360″/><p style=”margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;”>”No, seriously, Kevin! How long do you think it will be before either you or Tony punt Kurt into the wall? We’re taking bets.”</p></div>

<div style=”float:left; width:400px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;”><img src=”https://frontstretch.com/images/17041.jpg” width=”400″ height=”600″/><p style=”margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;”>”I can see it from here – that car’s missing a lug nut.”</p></div>

<div style=”float:left; width:540px; margin: 20px; border: black solid 1px; padding: 3px;”><img src=”https://frontstretch.com/images/17042.jpg” width=”540″ height=”359″/><p style=”margin: 3px; text-align: left; font-weight:bold;”>”I took the Blue Deuce out and ran quicker than him… and the shock on his face was this big!!!”</p></div>

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