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Frontstretch Foto Funnies: Get Your Own Freaking Onion

Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We’ll post the best ones for you!

Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our Facebook page. We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption! Then, at the end of each month, we’ll randomly choose one winner from the four winning captions, and that person will receive a free weekend rental from our friends at FanVision during any Sprint Cup race weekend in 2013! What could be better than that? In order to be eligible, comments must include a valid email (nobody can see it but us, and we promise we’ll only use it for notification purposes!) Note while you can post as many captions as you like, you aren’t eligible for the monthly prize if you’ve won a contest from us in the last 90 days.

This week’s Fan Foto is up to YOU! (Just let us know which one your caption is for.) Ready, set… caption that!

“I can’t believe Tony ate my Bloomin’ Onion again!”

“Hmmm…after I fire up the grill with some Kingsford and cook some Bush’s Beans I’ll get some Scott towels and clean it up with some Clorox. Sounds like a plan…”

“You’d think my sponsor could at least get me a chair…”

“And Newman still thinks it was TONY who ate his Bloomin’ Onion!”

“I’m serious, Kyle, you will go to your media availability if I have to drag you there myself, and you will like it!”

“Do you suppose we should tell Gordon he has that big piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe? “

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