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Frontstretch Foto Funnies: Holy $#!&, Slow Down!

Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We’ll post the best ones for you!

Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our Facebook page. We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption! Then, at the end of each month, we’ll randomly choose one winner from the four winning captions, and that person will receive a free weekend rental from our friends at FanVision during any Sprint Cup race weekend in 2013! What could be better than that? In order to be eligible, comments must include a valid email (nobody can see it but us, and we promise we’ll only use it for notification purposes!) Note while you can post as many captions as you like, you aren’t eligible for the monthly prize if you’ve won a contest from us in the last 90 days.

This week’s Fan Foto is up to YOU! (Just let us know which one your caption is for.) Ready, set… caption that!

“OK, Santa, just to make sure you remember this time, I’m writing it all down for you…starting with a suit that’s not this color.”

“I don’t want to say anything with that photographer right there but do you think the guys know they just lowered the car onto my foot?”

“Slow down, Junior, and look out for that—seriously, dude, are you sure you didn’t hit your head?” “Oh, quit complaining, Jimmie. Mr. Hendrick says I can’t push you off, but he didn’t say anything about no donuts…”

“What the heck is this ‘Grumpy Cat’ everyone is always talking about on Facebook?”

I can’t believe the guys moved my car AGAIN. It’s been a year, how long do they have to pick on the “new guy,” anyway? So not funny, guys!

“I don’t know what it is either. You go poke it with a stick.”

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