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Frontstretch Foto Funnies: That Isn’t Technically Illegal…

Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, then let our staff give it their best shot. We’ll post the best ones for you!

Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our Facebook page. We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption! Then, at the end of each month, we’ll randomly choose one winner from the four winning captions, and that person will receive a free weekend rental from our friends at FanVision during any Sprint Cup race weekend in 2013! What could be better than that? In order to be eligible, comments must include a valid email (nobody can see it but us, and we promise we’ll only use it for notification purposes!) Note while you can post as many captions as you like, you aren’t eligible for the monthly prize if you’ve won a contest from us in the last 90 days.

This week’s Fan Foto is Photo No. 4 (the one with the Harvicks and Clint Bowyer.) Ready, set… caption that!

“Phew, I finally got rid of that AARP guy Mark keeps sending over. I sent him to Tony Stewart’s hauler.”

“Wait ‘til Chad finds out I replaced the map he drew for Jimmie with one that goes the wrong way! Bwahahaha!”

“So, wait, you’re telling me when you flush the toilet in Australia, the water goes the other direction?! No way!”

“OK, someone needs to take Clint’s 5-hour Energy away. The Big Mouth Billy Bass impression was funny…an hour ago.”

“Pfft…those Cup guys always get the cool stuff, Ryan. Just look at the sunglasses we’re stuck with..”

“What do you mean NASCAR’s going to fine me another 25 grand if I lock Joey in the Porta-John again?! Show me where there’s a rule against that!”

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