_Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, and our let our staff give it their best shot. Then we’ll post the best ones for you!_
_Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our Facebook page. We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption! This week’s Fan Foto is Photo No. 2 (the one with Jeff Burton with his dukes up). Ready, set…caption that!_

“So then this guy says, ‘When you’re playing Quidditch, your broom needs to corner like this…’ I think he has me confused with someone else.”

“Who you calling old? I’ll show you old!”

_’Man, that big beer looks tasty. I wonder if that thing would fit in the cup holder in my Merc…that would be awesome!’_

“Yeah, big deal, you found me. I wasn’t even trying.”

“The guys said the sponsor wanted this hat photo but I’m not so sure about that. I think maybe they were trying to be funny making me wear a Goofy hat. And what the hell _is_ Goofy, anyway?…”

“Wait until your teammate finds what I left under his seat…”

This week’s fan caption winner, from Raftin1: “I did _not_ see that, I seriously did not just see Tony grab Delana’s butt.”