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Top Ten Things (Slightly) Less Complicated Than The Daytona 500 Qualifying Procedure

What, exactly, does Jimmie Johnson’s wife see in that beard…

*10.* Keeping tabs on Brian France’s legal woes.

*9.* Guessing how many temper tantrums Kurt Busch will throw this year.

*8.* Manti Teo’s relationship status.

*7.* Understanding the Higgs-Boson particle theory.

*6.* Figuring out if the Chase started _today_, who would be in it!

*5.* Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.’s relationship; but don’t worry, a one-hour Lifetime special is already in the works.

*4.* NASCAR’s concussion plus drug testing policies and practices.

*3.* The construction of Danica Patrick’s engine; at least, that’s what NASCAR officials thought on Sunday until they gave up and decided not to check it.

*2.* Knowing if it’s INDYCAR, IndyCar, or Indy car.

*1.* Figuring out why, in Brian France’s mind, the Chase is the most appealing concept the sport has ever thought of.

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