_Welcome to the Frontstretch Foto Funnies! Ever see a photo that’s just begging for a caption? We see them all the time! Each week, we’ll pick a few, and our let our staff give it their best shot. Then we’ll post the best ones for you!_
_Want to get in on the fun? Each week, we’ll also designate one of the photos for fan captions. Leave your best ideas in the comments below or on our Facebook page. We’ll choose our favorite one and reprint the photo next week with its new caption! This week’s Fan Foto is Photo No. 6 (the one with Tony Stewart pointing his finger at Danica Patrick in her car). Ready, set…caption that!_
“Seat belt…check. Steering wheel…check. Damn it, why do I get the feeling I’m forgetting something…”
“No, I swear! Mark Martin is only THIS TALL!”
“If you ever mimic my sideburns again I’ll shave them off of you myself.”
“$#!^…where did I leave the race car _this_ time?!”
In other news, Brad Keselowski handily won the “Grumpy Cat lookalike” contest in the NASCAR garage, narrowly beating out Danica Patrick…
“Hey, Danica, pull my finger!”
This week’s fan winner, from Jeff D: “Hello, Mr. Gordon…we’re conducting a survey. Is your refrigerator running?”
